- me: bumps into mannequin in a shop
- me: sorry
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window
i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls
THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS
I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.
- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
damn son. look out for the net
jesus christ hahaha
DAN of the RED WINGS
watch out FOR THAT
what is a net what is hockey???
you, sir, are not a puck.