My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
This is the line that has gotten me through life.
I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.
This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.
The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike